SKOUSEN, OWEN Alphanetics – Super Rapid Reading Program: Book and 5 Audio Cassette Tapes in Case
USA, Media Arts International. 1991,
“This program can and will develop new skills for you: skills that increase your reading speed dramatically, increase your reading comprehension, develop better recall ability, and create a greater awareness that, very simply, makes you a better learner in all areas.”
Ladies and gentlemen, friends, Teacher and countrymen we are proud to present to you
Snow White without the seven Dwarfs
We Apologize that the 7Drawfs are currently unavailable at the moment due to the following reasons:
Dwarf A - DEAD DUE TO ANOREXIA NERVOSA.
Dwarf B – JOINED THE GRAND RALLY AGAINST PRICE HIKES IN METRO MANILA.
Dwarf C – WAS BEATEN TO DEATH DUE TO HIS MASOCHIST BEHAVIOR.
Dwarf D – IS STILL SLEEPING AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE OF SEVER FATIGUE BY OVER JOGGING AND BRISK WALKING
Dwarf E - IS ON THE LIST FOR CATARACT OPERATION AT ST. LUKE’S.
Dwarf F – IS HAVING A BRAIN DAMAGE IN HIS CEREBELLUM SPHERE OF THE BRAIN.
Dwarf G - IS BUSY PICKING TULIPS IN NEW NETHER LAND.
Witch : If anybody here would like to object ? Take a Hike!
“AHHH… such Flawless Face .. skin.. Ohh!! Let me ask my Mirror! (Turns to mirror) Mirror! Mirror! On the wall.. Whos the Fairest of All!?”
Mirror : Her Lips.. are red like Rose.. Her Skin as White as Snow.
Witch : NO! Don`t You DARE!
Mirror : It is Five Fifteen; It is Time to Sleep.
Witch : I Already had her Killed !! That Lying Soldier!! …. I’ll Cook Him in the Boiling Oil !!!!
Mirror : Lady, you have a Bee on your Bonnet.
Witch : Do I have to do everything Around Here?!
I’ll Take care of Snow White myself!
CINDERELLA CALLED ON THE COTTAGE…
Cindy : OH! She seems Happy.. Hello Snow WHITE!
Snow White : HELLO Cindy! What a Surprise!
Cindy : This Room has a Very nice View! Look! Theres a wolf in the woods!
snow White : Whats up Cindy?
Cindy : I`m Looking for Sleeping beauty…
Snow White : Hmm.. I think she hit the sack. But I’m not sure maybe she sells seashells by the seashore..
Cindy : Oh well.. anyway gurl I need shoes ! Tonight I’m Going to the Royal Wedding.
Snow White : I’m Sorry I don`t think my shoes would fit you….
The Shoe Look too smooth
Cindy : That’s Okey! Thanks girl!! I need to go now I need to buy Five Limes and Nine Pineapples for my pies.!
Witch : (knock on door) Oh! my back Hurts! Can I come in. ……DEAR?
Snow white : Please Sit Down. Would you like some coffee?
Witch : I Drink Fruit Juice.
Snow White : That’s RUDE! Were you born in the barn??
Witch : NO. But you’re so kind for your offer, Dear Girl……………Do you eat Tuna?
Snow White : NO!!! I Like Cookies.
Witch : Well I Dont Have Cookies! Just eat This !!
Witch : NYAAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHaaaa !!!!!
Witch : Mirror , the light are on!
Mirror : a) She Laughs Loudly
b) The Mole is in the Hole.
c) That is a Big Ball
d) Mom Buy Like the Toys
e) The Boy Like his Toys
f) The Jam is in the jar.
Witch : Now I’m the Fairest of ALL! .. HEY Mirror!! ……….
You will never Find your Snow White!! (laughs maniacally)
Cindy : You Found Snow White! Now The day is Saved!!
Here. I bet your Hungry! Eat First, Help Yourself The JAM is IN the JAR..
Prince : This is GOOD. The Other one is BAD.
Prince : Wake Up! WAKE Up.. Princess! It would Snow soon!
It is Cold When the Snow Blows, you`d get Frostbite!
What’s the Matter with Her? Shes So Quit.
Cindy : Cough…Shes (Cough … Cough…) DEAD ( Cough 4x)
Prince : With that cough you ought to go to the Hospital
Don’t make a Sound!
Cindy : Hey Look! She`s Walking Up! She’s Alive!
